robinhood chain · 3,420 supply · unofficial everything
a plush toy and a cursed frog had a baby in the mempool. it came out ugly. it came out based. it came out 3,420 times.
public mint · 0.0003 ETH · no allowlist drama
once upon a rugless timeline, some anon fused a $30 plush toy with the most cursed frog on the internet. gas was cheap that night. taste was optional. hands were diamond.
nobody knows who this guy is.3,420 of these things now roam the chain. some wear tiger-stripe riot gear. some run with a tokyo attack squad. one is just a fluffy black demon holding a knockoff soda. nobody asked for this. everybody's still here.
utility: none. roadmap: this page. floor price: couldn't find one, ser — we're all just vibing at mint price. if you came for the tech, wrong tab. if you came for the ugly, welcome home.
that guy over there with the roadmap and the discord verification bot? fuck that guy. we have a mint button and a marker pen.
every roBUBU is hand-scribbled from the same cursed sheet. traits are vibes. rarity is a feeling.
trait: prison-stripe drip
banned from three beehives and counting. holds a fork like it owes him eth.
trait: full send patchwork
covered in patches from gangs that don't exist. vibes exist. that's enough.
trait: menace, but soft
says nothing. sips something suspicious. still the most likeable one here.
trait: chaotic pink energy
cast a spell, missed, hit the vending machine instead. unbothered.
trait: aggressively blooming
looks peaceful. is not peaceful. do not startle the flower one.
every single one is uglier than the last. that's the whole pitch.
see them all →public mint is live
3,420 supply. one price. no allowlist. no vesting. no team wallet drama. just mint and find out what you get.
not financial advice. not even good advice. wagmi.
